She’s been on a diet

Unsurprisingly, all the weight gain recently sent her into a panic about her weight. To make matters worse she got invited to a wedding in September and started to panic that she has no dresses left that fit and she felt huge at the last wedding she went to, which was a good 20 pounds ago now.

So she decided she was going on a diet and there was nothing I could do about it. She changed her usual order of 12 litres of Pepsi for the week to Diet Pepsi and swore off ice cream and takeaways.

That lasted about 2 days. So she decided to stop having pizzas for lunch and as evening snacks. I’ve been drinking Huel for my breakfasts and lunches, which is a meal replacement drink, so she decided she was going to do the same. It only really helps you lose weight though if you aren’t having other things with it, so all the little snacks that she sneaks in around her shakes have just gone straight to her belly.

This week though she totally lost all resolve and we have spent almost £100 on takeaways. Multiple McDonald’s and dominos orderes, two kebab shop orders and that’s not counting the tubs of Ben and Jerry’s which are on offer (I stocked up and she’s having about 1 a day at the moment).

I last had her on the scales around a week ago at 17 stone 3 pounds, after stuffing in so much this week I would be astonished if she isn’t considerably heavier next time I get her bloated ass on them 😁